50 rules of gentleman etiquette

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Here’s a nice post for the gentle few in pursuit of sophistication.

Out of the 50, following are the ones I fervently agree with (many of the others are just common sense if you ask me):

Gentleman Etiquette:

  • “Tone down the bagginess a bit without wandering into nut-hugger territory. Showing your ass and boxers is not appealing in any setting.”-Anslem Samuel, 31, magazine editor
  • “The world is bigger than your hood and the places your favorite rappers represent. Try to travel to a place where your cell phone won’t work. That’s when you know you’ve actually gone somewhere. If you can’t afford to put your passport on pivot, try reading a book or travel guide about the place you’d like to visit.”-A. Samuel
  • Wear a belt. It’s called underwear for a reason.
  • T-shirts should fall just below your waist, and the seam of the shoulder should be right on your shoulder.
  • If you plan to rise in the ranks, it’s helpful to know a thing or two about suits.
  • If you initiate a dinner date or meeting, then you should expect to pay. That works both ways.
  • At a restaurant, let women order food first, and stand up when a woman leaves the table.
  • When eating out, tip generously. Waiters live off of customers’ kindness. And you don’t want to make other people at your table reach into their pocket to cover your cheapness.
  • Caveman behavior at the dinner table isn’t good. Use utensils, avoid chewing with your mouth open and don’t leave a messy plate.
  • Always put your napkin in your lap at dinner. Stuffing it in your shirt is grounds for getting slapped.
  • Avoid unnecessary use of expletives in public, especially in the presence of a woman you’re trying to impress.
  • Unless your Fight Club membership is in danger of being revoked, walk away from altercations.
  • “Treat older women as if they were your own mother.”-C. Mathis
  • Always have a woman walk on the inside of the sidewalk and on the side of parked cars in a parking lot, basically using your body as a barrier from harm.
  • Never forget to introduce your woman as your girlfriend, spouse or otherwise to people when you’re out at functions together.
  • “Young guys should pump their brakes. Don’t have kids until you’re 30, and look at her family and background to know what you’re getting into.”-C. Mathis